1. A pair of light-up lightsaber chopsticks several people will duel over. May the force be with them.

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Get two pairs from Amazon for $17.97.

2. A ~bottomless~ wine glass so they can say, "I have a glass of wine with dinner" and mean it.

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Promising review: "I bought this for a white elephant gift exchange and it was such a huge hit! It's hilarious and great quality all at the same time." —amanda

Get it from Amazon for $14.99 (available in eight styles).

3. A pair of fish flops that may cause all the participants to flip out.

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These are actually flexible and reviewers say they are easy to walk in.

Promising review: "We bought these for a white elephant party gift and they were the biggest hit of the night. They were the most stolen gift." —Joanie McGovern

Get them from Amazon for $16.88+ (available in women's sizes 4.5–14/men's sizes 4–12.5 and seven colors).

4. A Nic Cage sequin throw pillow cover so they can laugh their face off.

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You can buy the inserts separately.

Promising review: "This thing is THE BEST! Got it for white elephant and it was the hit of the party. The quality is high and makes for a unique gift. I love Nic but even if you don’t, this will be sure to stand out. My friends couldn’t stop passing it around and playing with it!" —Anonymous

Get it from Amazon for $8.99+ (available in eight colors).

5. A Batman-inspired sleep mask that'll be ~Wayne~ cooler than any other eye mask they've ever seen.

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It has a contoured shape so it won't apply pressure to the eyes.

Promising review: "I bought this for a co-worker for our secret Santa gift exchange. She works nights and is in love with this sleeping mask. She said that there is no pressure on her eyes when she uses it and it doesn't matter if she sleeps on side, the mask doesn't move." —A Crewse

Get it from Amazon for $12.99.

6. A clip-on selfie ring light for anyone who wants to up their Instagram game in the new year.

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Promising review: "Great product and works as described. Light has three settings that gradually get brighter as you click the power button. Definitely makes a difference in your pics." —eryckahvii

Get it from Amazon for $13.99.

7. A Star Wars dishwasher magnet so they'll always know if the dishes are clean or on the dark side.

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Promising review: "Well-made and easy to use. I purchased one as a gift and liked it so much that we purchased a second one for our house." —Kindle Customer

Get it from Amazon for $7.79.

8. A mug with an adorable little animal hiding inside that can brighten anyone's day.

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Get it from Amazon for $16.98 (available in 19 designs).

9. An adjustable neck phone mount so they can enjoy the new season of The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel hands-free.

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Promising review: "Works great. Ever wanted to lie in bed and watch Netflix or YouTube on your phone? Yeah, me too, and now I do." —John W. Vaught II

Get it from Amazon for $10.99 (available in six colors).

10. A waterproof speaker for turning their shower into a karaoke chamber.

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Promising review: "We've had this for a few months now and it's been awesome. The sound is amazing for the size, good bass, and battery life is longer than what we expected. Easy to use, easy to connect, and easy to charge. We mostly use it for the bathroom (while in shower, cleaning, or getting ready) but we've taken it outside when we've been working on projects and it works great for us. For the price, honestly I'm amazed! We charge it once a week and use it every another day for about an hour." —D dot O

Get it from Amazon for $18.99+ (available in four colors).

11. A donut lunch tote that can actually fit a ~hole~ lotta food inside.

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Promising review: "I can't even handle how cute this is! It came just as pictured and it has plenty of room for my lunch! You need this in your life!" —Tmpedroza

Get it from Amazon for $14.99.

12. A pretty water tumbler sure to be a popular pick because everybody has to stay hydrated.

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Promising review: "Oh my goodness, I can't say enough good things about these tumblers! We initially bought a few to have around the house. We thought they would encourage us to drink more water. Since then, we've been giving them to friends as gifts, and everyone is raving about them. I've even brought one to work, and my coworkers keep stopping by to pick it up and admire it!

The silicone, wood, and glass parts are all very well-made — thick, sturdy, and beautiful. Every piece comes apart for easy hand-washing. I think you can put these in the dishwasher, too, but we just wash by hand. The silicone jacket keeps the glass from sweating, and it makes it easy to grip and carry. The silicone seal under the wood lid is removable and seals nicely to the glass to protect from 1) major spills, and 2) things dropping into the tumbler when outside. The straw is sturdy, too, and is easily washable with a straw brush." —Stevi88

Get it from Amazon for $12.99 (available in four colors).

13. A cable yoyo to solve the universal problem of tangled headphones.

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Promising review: "I've been looking for something like this forever. Cord wraps up neatly, unwinds even more neatly. Wrapping a cord up the old way gives me loose or tight coiling, and eventually results in damaging the cord at the jack. Plus it would still tangle part of the time. This is hardly any larger in your pocket than the earbuds alone." —D. Jones

Get it from Amazon for $9.95 (available in two colors).

14. A set of cat butt magnets to pounce on before someone else does.

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Promising review: "I got these for a white elephant party and they were a HUGE success. They're damn strong magnets, too." —Alexandria Tikalsky

Get a six-pack from Amazon for $17 (available in five animal combos).

15. A daily mood desk flipchart so their colleagues will know exactly how they're feeling on any given day.

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Promising review: "I love this thing. I got one for a friend at a white elephant party. I loved hers so much my mom bought me one, too. I always keep it out on my desk and everyone comes to check it daily. It's a huge office hit!" —Shae

Get it from Amazon for $9.64.

16. A pooping pooches 2020 calendar to guarantee a laugh from anyone who passes by.

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Promising review: "It is definitely true to it's name - pooping pooches. 12 good quality photos of dogs pushing it out - if that's what you're into. I'm sure my mom will love this year's gag gift more than ever. Plus $1 from each calendar purchase goes to the humane society! I would definitely recommend." —Brittany

Get it from Amazon for $16.99.

17. A potty putter to pass up the time - we all know that one person who sits far too long ;).

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Promising review: "This game always add a lot of fun to a party event-- especially when used as a gag gift!!! We held a mini golf tourney, and packaged this item up with a bunch of other gag items.....It was the perfect prize piece for the notorious party pooper!!" —HelloSunshine

Get it from Amazon for $11.99.

18. An inappropriate game called exploding kittens to pass up the time.. I mean… the name says it all! lol!

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Promising review: "This game is absolutely hilarious. If you want non-stop funbuy this game. We played it for hours and laughed the entire time there was some fun bantering as well. You see the game requires you to, make temporary alliances, screw everyone, or be sneaky, or a little of the above! The cards are hilarious. The picture are completely inappropriately awesome." —Jenny

Get it from Amazon for $19.99.